Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Dogs and poker

  
      Today I got the band to together for practice  
   but for some reason nobody would play. My owner
   left out cards and some dog treats on the table. 
   The next thing you know here we are playing poker.  

Saturday, May 16, 2015

One year

 
      As of today I've been with you owner for a 
   full year. As legend has it, my family was so
   excited to meet me, that they were speeding
   and got pulled over by the cops. Or they got
   pulled over when they were going to see a 
   monster movie that opened that day. I'm going
   with number one.
    

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

The Return of happy dog

  
  
       All of this bad weather has been making 
    me hyper lately. Today my owner just finished 
    playing with me and I'm starting to calm down.
    Of course now I can't stop doing the happy dog
    smile.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Car trip

 
  
        I went on a car trip a few days ago and I managed 
    to get a window seat . Then at Tractor Supply 
    everybody was gushing over me and I got a new
    bag of dog food. Dog food, a bag of dog food 
    that weighs almost as much as me! Although 
    my owner wouldn't let me open the bag in the 
    middle of the store and go to town.
    

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Band practice

  
  
         Today I was at band practice. We call our band,
    The House Dog's. Of course I seem to be the only
    dog who can actually make a sound. I keep on telling
    the band to play something but, they just seem to sit as
    still as a rock. On the flip side, I had to kick Shadow out 
    of the band because she made to much noise. 

Monday, April 27, 2015

New collar

 
   For those who have read my blog before, you might 
 have noticed my classy pink collar.

      Well, do to a mishap with a boy dog on the other side of
    the fence and me snapping my collar, I got a new one. 
    
      This one is made out of parachute cord and can actually stay
    on my neck( the other one would fall down). Of course my
    owner had to make it himself, but he said that it works better
    than the other collar. On the plus side, if I'm ever in a dangerous 
    spot and need rope, I will always have some on me.( To bad I
    can't untie it) 

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Dog training : fears of balloons

  
  
       I have found a new fear, BALLOONS! Two 
     members of my pack had a birthday and there
     they were, just floating in the air. So all day my
     owner has been trying to help me face my fears,
     but all I want to do is hide in my kennel ( or 
     under the table,under the couch, or in my 
     owner's bed ). Worst of all , shadow has been
     trying to steal all of the attention from the pack.
     

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Photo editing 101

   
   
         Lately I've been working on photo editing
     and I found something interesting. If I put this
     picture in black and white, it makes me look 
     lazier then before. Also, in black and white I
     can make half of my face disappear.
  
        

Monday, April 13, 2015

Lazy dog day

  
  
       Just another lazy dog day today. I would say that 
     is the best part about being a house dog. You get 
     to take nap when ever you get tired and there is
     nothing the red kangaroo can do about it. Doesn't
     everybody want to be a dog? 

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Tennis beats all

   So today I thought I would test myself and see what 
 my favorite dog toy is.
    Through a tough debate with the dog toys,
  I am glad to say that the tennis ball is the best!