Cat patrol

 

 

     The stray cats keep on coming into our yard 

   and it is somehow my job to keep them away 

   from the plants. So I tried to make a bargain

   with them. The cats didn't go for the" Stay out

   of the yard or I will chase you" act. Then I tried

   the" I will give you some table scraps I you let

   my plants be" but that didn't work. So as my 

   last resort, I - wait is that a CAT!

Sick day

  

        Today when my owner woke up he was, well

    as sick as a dog( I see no irony ). So I thought 

    I'd be a good dog and take care of him. And how 

    does he reward me, by covering me in his tissues.

    Oh great it's going to be a long day.

    

Protecting the little kid toys

  

       I'm protecting the little kid toys from that other dog.

    I think she is out to eat them all ( or that could me).

Modern Art

     I have tried my paw at modern art, and now 

   it is finished.

Hunting as a house dog

 

   

     When dogs were wild, they would hunt for their food.

    Nowadays we try to open the bag.  

Diets that work

         Diets that work, I should tell Shadow about this. Not like she's putting on pounds or anything. ( That border collie is a lazy house dog. She trys to eat my food and I'm not happy about it. )