Rawhide

   

        Nothing like a rawhide to start off the day.

Box of pain

   

         This darn thing won't shut off ! I don't know why my 

      owner put this thing by me and told me to stay. Some 

      sort of dog training is what he said it was. I say, 

      he was just being mean.

Bath time

 

   

        Why do people give dogs a bath? It is like they

     want us to be a disgrace to wolves. 

Food training

     

           Great, I had to do dog training before

       I could eat today. Meanwhile, the fat border 

       collie ( Shadow ) got to gorge her self on dog 

       food. What is wrong with my owner?

Rainy day

   

         Great I had to wear the raincoat this morning. Can't 

      a dog be a dog and get wet? Worst of all, Shadow didn't 

      have to wear it when she went outside.

Jamming

    

    I was jamming to a parody of this song today.

  ( Tom Sawyer Rush)  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auLBLk4ibAk

    My parody started off like this.

     " Modern day house dog who's a sad sad snob. Today's snob

    is a sad sad dog." It didn't go further then that.

     

         

The Chicken

  

    

       Yes, yes, I will get you my delicious.Yes,yes,the chicken 

    will be MINE!!!

Yoga time

   

    I thought I would do some doggie yoga today.If 

 you just thought " Doggie yoga, it looks like you 

 are trying to slip your collar." Then you're on the right

 path.

A Nice day

   

     I was having a nice time outside today until, that dog

  had to come out here. I was just trying lay in the sun then

  she had to come out here. Worst of all, she was talking to

  the Germansheperd over the fence.

Checking my Facebook

     

             I'm up checking my Facebook this morning. 

         I can't believe that the German shepherd from

         next door just defriended me. Wow, I just found

         another Pharaoh hound cousin. That would be

         the seventh this week. Yet none of them will

         subscribe to my blog.

My life page

          Today I was making a page on my life. The page is called, My Life.

     You should read it. My lifehttp://house-dogsnob.blogspot.com/p/blog-page.html

A Doggy horror movie

 

 

         Cats rule the world, this can't be. No,No,

             NnnnnnnnnnnOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reading time

                            Is it that hard to let a dog nap? 

       One minute I'm reading about Ibizan hounds. The next, I'm snoring. Then he trys to take the book away from me. Shouldn't he be happy that I can read ?

    

Diets that work

         Diets that work, I should tell Shadow about this. Not like she's putting on pounds or anything. ( That border collie is a lazy house dog. She trys to eat my food and I'm not happy about it. )

Yo dog It's cold

                   

     Ok I know it's cold outside, but I mean you got to be kidding right. I can't walk right with the sweatshirt on. Not to mention, THAT THE SCARF IS DRAGGING ON THE GROUND. You see that shoe your wearing, it's going in your bed when your not looking.

   

              

       

    

      Aa, revenge is best served cold.

  I'm ready for Christmas,but MY OWNER said I was late. I said " RUFF RUFF" and he said go lay down.Great,now I'm stuck in the dog-house . It's not so bad,at least with his laptop it's not.