The stuffed animal

  

        I made a new friend today and she smells like feet.

     I know I'm not the cleanest dog, but this is kind of 

     gross. That might be what I get for trying to take this

     dog away from the little kids. But hey, if it falls on

     the floor then it's far game.

Kennel training

     Oh great, my owner has been working on

   kennel training lately. That means, he's looking

   for resons to sick me in here. Now when 

   someone goes to run the vacuum cleaner,

   I get stuck in here. To top that of, my owner

   says this is good training for a dog show. 

   When he says that,he's talking about when

   I get stuck in here between events (Rally, 

   obedience, and showmanship).

Happy dog

  

       What is it with this angry cat thing ( or was it

     Grouchy ) ? How come you never hear about happy

     cat,or happy dog? What about, Autumn The Happy

    House Dog.

  

Sick day

  

        Today when my owner woke up he was, well

    as sick as a dog( I see no irony ). So I thought 

    I'd be a good dog and take care of him. And how 

    does he reward me, by covering me in his tissues.

    Oh great it's going to be a long day.

    

Dog training at the park

     Today I was doing dog training at the park. Right now

   I'm sitting in the heel position, watching my owner for 

   the next command. Yet best of all, when I do good I 

   a chicken liver treat. And to think, all I have to do is look

   up at him.

Stuck in the basket

  

  

        So umm, funny story. I was playing with 

   my rope today.Then I threw it in the air and 

   it landed in the basket. As you might have 

   guessed,I jumped after the rope. Now as 

   seen in the picture, I happen to be stuck.

   Someone , anyone ? Oh and now my owner

   can't stop laughing. Great, just great.

The yoga ball

      Today I was running in the house and I tried jump over

  the yoga ball. I got stuck, then fell on my face to the chorus

  of my owner's laughter. Now I have to sit on the ball while 

  my owner is horribly trying to get a picture. Yet he can't stop

  laughing at me when I start rolling away.

  

Muddy day

 

     Oh joy, another rainy and muddy day. That 

   means, it is time to roll in the mud and chase

   a cat with a stripy red hat. Who I will not let 

   come inside.

Episode VI- Return of the Sun

 

  

      The sun came back today and I'm basking in it. 

    No more cold days for this dog. Just warm naps in

    the sun for me.

When it was nice outside

   I remember when it was nice outside. Me and shadow would go on long walks. 

   Now all I can do is stare out the window when it storms. Will it ever be sunny 

 again?